Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Random Shit My Toddler Does

Rylan woke up in "one of those moods".  The bossy-so-Im-gonna-get-my-way-or-Ill-slap-you-and-then-scream moods.  So I started my wood-burning projects this morning and flipped on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse in hopes that might pep him up a bit.  It actually seemed to be working for a while until " Soopid Goopy" had to ruin it.  I stayed silent the whole time, and just sat back and waited for a good fit....

All the gang had turned into babies in the time machine, because they didn't listen to the Professor. Not very good role models. Anyways, so Clarabelle decided to sing nursery rhymes. She was singing "Patti-cake" when Rylan starts screaming "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Noooooooooooooooooo moo moo, no right, no right Mama. Moo moo sing Patti-cake no right!"  :::horrifying scream followed by fake tears:::  Turns out, Clarabelle ( who thinks she's all that and a bag of cookies) decides to change the lyrics and Rylan couldn't stand it.  I don't blame him really.  So he finishes his little fit and then along comes Goofy and some rubber duckies.  Well, Rylan can count to 10, he does it all the time, but...today he doesn't think 3 is a part of the 1 to 10 run.  Goofy starts counting and Rylan counts with him but Rylan says, "One, twooooooo, fourrrrrr... Noooooooooooo Goopy! No No Goopy! No right, it one two four!"  Goofy pretends he doesn't hear Rylan, which makes Rylan even more mad, and keeps recounting the rubber duckies up to 8. "Nooooooooo! Goopy! Mean Mean! I said Nooooooooooooooooooooo! One twooooo fourrrr Goopy! No freeeee, no freee! It fourrrrrr!"  ::horrifying scream then sudden complete silence::  Rylan walks over to the tv, reaches his little arm around the side and since he can't see the panel he runs his fingers up the side until he fines what he's looking for and pushes it.  The tv screen goes black, he smiles, turns around walks out onto the porch shaking his head and under his breath he giggles and says, "Soopid Goopy."

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