Landon: What's this? (holding a tampon)
Me: Uhm, it's a female thing, put it back.
Landon: Well, what do you do with it?
Me: It's not nice to talk about, it's a private matter.
Landon: So you mean it goes in your private part?
Me: Landon! I said it's not nice to talk about!
Landon: Do I have to use it when I get older because unless something grows A LOT it's not gonna fit.
Me: ::sigh:: Landon, just drop it.
Landon: ::drops it and walks away:: Mom....you're weird.
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