1. I'm gathering trash from my bathroom and Cutie Pie (my indoor cat) flies into my garden tub, back out under my legs, leaps in the air atop my bed, and faceplants straight thru my window screen out into the front yard.
2. Rylan, my 10 month old, was sitting in the floor watching music videos. Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" comes on. He's swaying back and forth laughing. Then suddenly stops, and slowly, I'm talking slow motion, leans over and faceplants HARD into the keyboard. Screams for 10 minutes straight.
3. I go to take the 1st bite out of my pecan pie. I somehow managed to spoon it out a little too hard and it goes plunging and faceplants on the floor.
4. I clean up the mess and gather 3 trashbags and carry them out to put in the back of the truck. Walking out my river walk sidewalk making sure I don't fall and along comes Tucker Max, my outdoor cat, who trips me causing me to blow out "another" flip flop and go down hard, faceplanting into my own garbage. Faceplant so hard, an empty Gain detergent bottle ripped my earring out of my ear and the garbage rips spilling paper towels and condom wrappers into the wind.
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