Landon: "Mom, why do we have nipples?"
Me: "Because that's how God made female humans & mammals to feed milk to their babies."
Landon: "Well, why do boys have nipples then?"
Me: "I dunno Landon, maybe Adam got jealous of Eve so God gave him some too."
Landon: "Hmm. He should've made them buttons or something, like horns so we'd have something to play with."
Me: "Don't worry. You'll have plenty to play with in about 10 years."
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