An Honest Liar

Scenario 2 of 3: 

We're now at Kmart & I'm digging in the panty bin. Yes the Joe Boxer panty bin (don't judge).  Rylan starts to walk away from us so I ask Landon to go grab him.  All of a sudden I hear a lady say, "Oh what a happy baby!"  I turn to see both my kids with panties on their head. Landon quickly says, "No. No he's not. He's mean. So am I & there's another one at home just like us but he's 4. His name is Casey." Lady laughs awkwardly & walks on. I give Landon THE LOOK of death. He laughs & says,"Wow that lie just came outta nowhere."