Random Shit My Son Says

Setting: Checkout line in Food City

Lady at Register: "You're total is....uhm..."   ::turns monitor towards me::.

Me:  ::getting the debit card::

Landon:  ::looking up at monitor. gasps.::  Yells   "OH MY WOW MOM! Are you SERIOUS?! We spent over $300 on FOOD?!"

::everyone looking and laughing::

Me:  ::chuckling::  "Yeah, I forgot you're in Kindergarten and can read prices."

Landon:  ::folding his arms and 'mean mugs' me::  Calmly says  "Mom.....when I wanted one of those Ipoddies I thought you said we were poor?"