Landon: "Mom? Can I lay in your lap?"
Me: "Sure baby, go ahead."
Landon: "Ouwww! GoodNESS momma! Go shave your legs!"
Me: "Landon hun, I've not had time to shave my legs."
Landon: "Well, next time when I'm in the bathroom throwing up, YOU need to be in the bathtub shaving your legs. Gotta be prepared for these things momma."
